"Best Folks"

by Two Humans

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Karina Santos
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Karina Santos i cry because they were such a perfect band Favorite track: Commuter Lot.
Joe Peluso
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Joe Peluso "Best Folks" is a myriad of great music to listen to with friends as you sing along together. This LP has become a staple within my circle, and is one that is constantly thrown into the mix regardless of the setting or situation. Favorite track: Rooftop*.
Colin Hassett
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Colin Hassett Two Humans have been one of my favorites for a while now, this album is really great, the songwriting and thought put into the songs has obviously been more thorough here and it shows. Two Humans just keep getting better. Favorite track: The Surf Nazi Mobile.
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Released on the 29th of December 2012 on compact disc.
Recorded at Darth Fader Recording in Wethersfield, CT with Craig Mills.
*Recorded at the University of New Haven.
Remixed and edited at Darth Fader Recording


released December 29, 2012

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Track Name: Fucked
i'm gonna miss you
i'm gonna miss you when you're gone
and you're gonna miss me
you're gonna miss me when i'm gone
we're gettin fucked up
you're getting fucked up
we're all fucked up
erry single night
Track Name: Wisconsin's Finest
driving in your car
and all i wanna do is hit you in the head with a rock
this night is never ending
and never ending means itll never stop
just be a person

and now im rich beyond belief
and i can live a life thats free
and i may not be a man
but im doin the best i can

people say "DIY OR DIE"
but truth be told i know that i have seen you cry
over nothing


you got a million bucks
but i got a million kids
Track Name: No Remorse*
and i will get bigger if you fill me up with air
and i will feel smaller if you solve all my problems
but i should feel better

and if we should fall down
stop and drop and roll
the fire it turns to coal
and when it is midnight
you get swallowed by anger
and ill see you shaking
and ill be hear breaking

im so sad
and it makes you mad
Track Name: Now You're Dead!
i dont leave the house till 2 pm when its raining
and i can feel my skin peeling off i am fading
i awoke in a hospital bed with doctors all around me and wires on my head
i am dead

i hope you have a great week,
but with who?

saw you with
Track Name: I Miss My Legs
you called me up again last night
said your house is haunted
somebody's in it and you cant get a single wink of sleep
i looked all around at my room
and i said what the hell do you want me to do?

we're born and bred into skepticism
and stripped of our ability to think
till omg an epiphany
i can finally think for myself
it's like shooting with invisible guns
you can't watch the bullet it aint any fun

dont take what isnt yours
youll get caught with it im sure
quit buyin me drinks like that
i have a home i wana go back

i dont wanna go home with you tonight

etc etc etc
Track Name: Rooftop*
look out your window im there on your rooftop
watching you change into skinnier clothes
im not a voyeur so please dont call me that
but i still get scared when i drive by and see your dad

but im alone
in this world
and you're just the prettiest girl
yur up dancin all night
so i wrote you this song

i went to the restaurant where i knew you worked
sat there alone while you flirted with customers
boss called the cops i never went there again
and you left the store on the arms of some prettier men

i need you not just a photo
to sleep with at night
Track Name: Kitchen Island
i am wishful
i think wishful is the proper way to go
and you might
want to fight
but i forgot my boxing gloves

said "let me paint you a picture"

of an island and what its missing
in the middle of my kitchen
"i'll see you in court"
for knocking down my table
yeah we'll dance around
all around the town
to not a single sound
a record, cd, at all

i am simple
i am humble
i am modest
just like i was a mouse
you gotta leave
im begging you please
get the fuck out of my house

you might think this lasts forever
Track Name: The Surf Nazi Mobile
strip down
butt naked in the sand
this isn't something you're gonna understand
it's just a lot of problems
and i've been here once
or twice before
i've learned you're better off knowing more
than knowing less than everybody else

forget everything

we're gonna beach it up today
im gonna listen to every word you say
cuz i like the words you say
im gunna give u some compliments
cuz how i know you love compliments
but lately ive been feeling excellent
it wasnt what i meant
i really feel like shit

fuck everything
Track Name: Commuter Lot
commuter lot on 44
i swear you coulda heard me snore
in the backseat of my car
my god ive driven so far
ive called to say that i dont care
that you dance around in your underwear
ive learned a lot in 19 years
about dealing with my fears

and if you ask me where to go
ill say that "i dont fucking know"
its time i drew the final line
cuz now im crunk all of the time

and when they find me lyin' there
staring out with a blank blank stare
theres only one thing that they'll say
that "he was better off that way"